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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Ingredients:1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup sugar1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 (750 ml) bottle tequila (Jose Cuervo or your other favorite brand)

Directions:
1. Sample the tequila to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality
3. Pour one level cup tequila and drink.
4. Turn on the electric mixer.
5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one peastoon of sugar.
7. Beat again.
8. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so tryanother cup just in case.
9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of driedfruit.
11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner
13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose witha
drewscriver.
14. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
16. Who geeves a sheet.
17. Check the tequila.
18. Add one table.
19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
20. Whatever you can find.
21. Greash the oven.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the quetila
and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
25. Cherry Mistmas !


 

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Comment by sherri ♫ network creator♫ on December 31, 2011 at 5:43pm

lol

Comment by Michael Twilley on December 14, 2011 at 6:57pm

MY KIND OF COOKING>>>>>>>


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Comment by ♫ Delores ♫ (Administrator ) on December 9, 2011 at 6:22pm

lol

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